Happy Turkey Day!

Hello all,

Its been a while. Sorry bout that but now I have lots of time to keep updated. I got laid off last Friday. So obviously if any of you know of awesome jobs, hit me up! In the meantime I'm at Scott's grandma's house and we ate a ton for dinner. Well, it was more of a lunch and then I passed out for 3 hours.

If anyone needs crafts for Christmas gifts (and I can pay the bills) then come to Kraftwork at Youngblood on the 4th. Thats a Thursday. Then I'll be at Joe's coffee shop on Saturday the 6th and you can get coffee, crafts, AND the east Atlanta Santa will be going on out back. Oh, and look to the right and you will see my etsy store. Share it with your friends! http://www.lorik.etsy.com/

Right on!

Makin a mess

The other night I had to get up at 5:30 to give Lanie her pills without food. I have to give them to her an hour before breakfast because thats when she gets her pills with food. Its a complex system. Anyway, my house is cold. Real cold. The heat does not come on until Thanksgiving because its fairly useless anyway. So I get up, let the dogs out, give the pills and treats out and then I go pee. Unfortunately my house is cold. A cold cold house means don't sit on the toilet, hover, unless you want to be full awake because of the icicle stuck to your booty. So, what happened? Well, I peed all over myself. I peed all over the floor. I didn't check to make sure the lid was up and then i hovered and by the time I realized it I was done. Luckily I thought it was funny and I simply cleaned my mess and went back to bed. I didn't really sleep anymore but its toasty under my 5 blankets.

Halloween

The wild freak show was awesome on Halloween. Sorry its taken me a while to get the pics up but indeed it was a fun night. We had lobster boy, blockhead, the strong man, tattoo lady, a couple of unfortunate ladies with parasitc twins, the bearded lady, half man-half woman, goat boy and so many more I may be accidently forgetting. It was great except that it was in Stone Mountain. But I was able to overlook that for fun. Oh and in case you are wondering, thats me with the blond hair. You could probably tell but just in case, i was the head of a beautiful woman, the body, an ugly snake.

Rumble in the hood!

Travis went to the gas station down the street and 2 girls were brawling and then one grabbed a puppy out of the other girl's car. So Travis yells "leave the puppy out of it!" and some other dude agrees and runs over and knocks it free. Then that dude and the girl start fist fighting and eventually he pushes her down and yells to calm down. He walks off and she gets up, yells at some people, jumps in the car, floors it pedal to the metal, and runs the dude down. She had to jump the curb and drive through a little grassy triangle. Then she loops back around, pulls into the gas station, yells some more. The hit dude gets up and is hobbling away and the girl gets back in the car and tries to run him down AGAIN! He got out of the way that time but she just kept going. CRAZY! The puppy is fine. Maybe.

Horror of Horrors!

A roach crawled out of my lunch. Sure he won't kill me but it sure does make one queasy and grossed out. I HATE roaches and luckily it was small. I tried to eat the ham out of the middle of the sandwich but I was too grossed out. Luckily the cookie was wrapped. Its hard to throw away a perfectly good cookie.

YAY!

I Voted!

I voted yesterday. It took about 2 hours and 15 minutes. I thought maybe I would beat some crowds because of trick-or-treating and parents rushing home but I think it was a normal line. The line smelled like cheap perfume and grape bubbleyum. I think it all came from the lady 2 spots behind me who had a bee attacking her for at least 30 minutes of hilarity. I also got to stare at a janke wig on the girl in front of me. Ladies, if you must wear a wig, please tend to it. You know, just like real hair, wash it, clean it, brush it, etc. The good news is that on nov. 4 i won't have to be at the polls at 6 in the arctic cold to make it to work on time.