Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Makin a mess

The other night I had to get up at 5:30 to give Lanie her pills without food. I have to give them to her an hour before breakfast because thats when she gets her pills with food. Its a complex system. Anyway, my house is cold. Real cold. The heat does not come on until Thanksgiving because its fairly useless anyway. So I get up, let the dogs out, give the pills and treats out and then I go pee. Unfortunately my house is cold. A cold cold house means don't sit on the toilet, hover, unless you want to be full awake because of the icicle stuck to your booty. So, what happened? Well, I peed all over myself. I peed all over the floor. I didn't check to make sure the lid was up and then i hovered and by the time I realized it I was done. Luckily I thought it was funny and I simply cleaned my mess and went back to bed. I didn't really sleep anymore but its toasty under my 5 blankets.

3 comments:

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Holy god. I almost peed just readin' that!

Markhan said...

Did you hear me bust out laughing just now? Well that was because I just read this.

soozinsta said...

Ha ha ha! You peed on yourself! Yer dumb!