Crispin

We went to see Crispin Glover's show on Wednesday. I like his quirkiness and I thought I would enjoy the show. I heard it was a hate it or love it production and well....I hate to say but I hated it. Maybe I was overly tired but I just wasn't into it. The first part he did readings of these weird books he had created. They are interesting but odd. His reading was energetic and exciting and very passionate. Then he showed part 2 of a 3 part movie he produced. Basically it was about a guy with cerebral palsey and his fantasies. He ends up strangling...wait, this will totally ruin it for you if you were going to run out and find the movie. Anyway, he strangles his girlfriend and rapes her dead body before doing the same to her daughter. But the daughter wanted to get it on with the cerebral palsey dude and it was awkward and uncomfortable. 2 words, flaccid penis. We decided to ditch the show when the girls dad called 911 while stroking a pair of her panties while he laid on the floor. Too creepy, gotta go. Some of the imagery was great but it took FOR EVER to get to the part we left at. Boring yet disturbing is the overall concensus from my group of 3. Here is a better review.

You look nice today

Soooo, this past week has been CRAZAY! My friend once upon a time painted an awesome sign
and we all loved it. Well, eventually some designer somewhere decided to "steal" the image and that designer worked for H&M and then H&M put out a bunch of items with the design. My friend was bummed and I said to just take it back. So we did.
I cut a stencil and we bought a ton of IKEA mats and all of a sudden a fundraiser was born. My friend Tori, the original creator, wanted to design to go towards good so it was a fundraiser for her friend's dog. Then our friends at Regretsy got involved and BAM! Worldwide attention, tons of press, and a nice agreement with H&M to make everyone smile. So in the end thousands of dollars will go to my community and animal rescue groups, as well as Fred the dog's surgery. Now I have to go work my sweatshop and MAKE MORE MATS!

Happy New Year!

Its been a while. I will try to be good this year. To sum up last year: busy. I was simply to busy to set aside a few minutes each week for you. Actually i was too selfish, but this year I will do better. I and we have some great ideas in the works. The we is Third Half Studios. The I is me. Stay tuned!

Human Centipede Sock Monkey

Well, I sold her at Dragon Con. Well, its really him her her. Anyway, she he she has a brand new home! congrats new owners!

By the way, being a vendor at Dragon Con rules! Everyone is happy, lots of good people watching, the money flows freely...what more could you want!?

BEES!

So the pic was hard to get but this is a 2.5" square clear plastic box. It is filled with Bees. Miyagi my dog is a voracious bug hunter and during carpenter bee season he kills approximately one a day. During Palmetto Bug Season he also brings me gifts that are less appreciated. Anyway, I sent the box of bees 100% anonymous to my friend Chris Hamer. I hope he learns to appreciate it! Here's what the facebook had to say about it:

• Chris Hamer

  So I'm a bit freaked out!! I got a package tonight with no return address on it, and in side was a plastic container with bees?
  Did someone send me Bees for a reason? Let me know or I will be tossing some dead bees!

  
  

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  • • Betty that's weird--maybe cuz the little skull bees you paint?

      
      
    • Betty no note? nothing?
    • Sara creepy.
    • Allyson Uhhhhh....yeah? That's pretty odd.
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    • Brian Ok, that's just creepy. Jame Gumb with bees instead of moths?
    • Sara it puts the bees in a bottle. (and then a box - and then to chris).
    • Brian Well, I did hear the other day that your art was all the buzz!!! ba-dum-bump
    • Ashley Are they honey bees?
    • Sean That's crazy I'm pretty sure you could incorporate them into a piece though
    • Jordan Oh, did I send you bees? I meant to send you hornets. :P
    • Jody um.... they might have needed more training. they were to attack at first sight. I will get it rite next time. :-)
    • Brian So I'm sad. Has nobody thought about the fact those bees are dead? #ASPCAB (The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and Bees)
    • Brian Wow, thanks Chris! That post was good for at least three cheesy jokes. I'm done now...
    • Betty but brian you left off --he's the bees knees. lol
    • Brian Ah yes good one! For Chris' sake though I hope the bees stay dead because you don't want to mess with zombie bees! Trust me...they're annoying.
    • Betty ZOMBEEES
    • AJ Maybe someone's trying to make you BEE-Have!
    • Molly WEIRD
    • Betty unbeeweavable these jokes.
    • Jonathan It was the Candyman.
    • Stormy It was my Valentine. They were supposed to fly out and write BEE MINE. It must have gotten lost. I just didn't want Sally to bee-at my ass. :(
    • Betty ooooh @ jonathan--god that movie fraked me out.
    • Angela SP: LOL
    • Stormy ‎;D
    • Mulysa Why can't I get weird packages like that?
    • Ryan perhaps it was a fans way of showing their appreciation for all the bees you put in your art.
    • Karina yikes
    • Chris Hamer Thank you guys! I might use them to BEE-Dazzle something !!
    • Lori Were they alive? Surely you can;t throw away a box of bees!

      
      

Super Drunk Girl vs. Super Sober Girl

This is a funny painting I did 2 nights ago. It is for an art show about villians at the Highlander starting tonight. I plan to tell you all about my adventures with rabies but it will have to wait until tomorrow.

Oh, and this painting isn't the framed version. Just a snapshot beforehand.

Motley Crue Cross-stitch

More than 2 years. 13, 776 x's. Finally, it is complete! My Motely Crue cross-stitch is finally a reality! If anyone knows them, tell them to call me and I want a pic of them with it! PS- sorry if they look funny, I just followed the album and it's hard not to look cross-eyed when you are made of tiny x's.